In the future we'll all be gay
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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