I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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