Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
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I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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