He is such a slut. More and more my type.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
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He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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