i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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