Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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