he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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