apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
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Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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