I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
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We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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