Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
soo... how was my night?
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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