I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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