the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
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I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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