I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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