Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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