Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
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