I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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