I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Just high enough for therapy.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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