absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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