I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Randomize
