I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
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I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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