Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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