Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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