Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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