yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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