Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
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soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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