she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
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I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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