butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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