did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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