So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
