Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I accidentally burped into my bong.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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