My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
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That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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