You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you traded sex for a burrito?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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