She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
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I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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