Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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