Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I deserve this hangover.
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