The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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