whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
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"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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