he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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