So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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