my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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