if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
We need to rekindle our bromance
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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