dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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accomplished twins. life is a go
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
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