Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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