Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
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