I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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