Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
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