You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
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