sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Farmville is her only friend.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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