I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
the raccoons are back...
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