I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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