we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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