All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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