I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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