So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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