chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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