Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
You should frame my arrest warrant.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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