I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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